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1)My uncle once: was on the Mardi Gras board.

2)Never in my life: have I got a filling in my teeth.

3)When I was five: I had a red Globite school case and two long pigtails.

4)High School was: quite fun really.

5)I will never forget: the sound of my fathers’ voice.

6)I once met: a man with no arms who had a backhoe business and ran a recording studio.

7)There’s this girl I know who: has ice-blue eyes and half-moon breasts and clear freckled skin and a large scar on her right thigh.

8)Once, at a bar: I realised I don’t like drinking with straight people much.

9)By noon I’m usually: eating.

10)Last night: I, for some reason I cannot fathom, tossed and turned all night. Odd. I normally sleep really well.

11)If I had only: kissed her.

12)Next time I go to church: it will be only because it will someone else happy.

13)Terry Schiavo: is a name from a newspaper story.

14)What worries me most: is often what other people think of me.

15)When I turn my head left, I see: a mosquito net.

16)When I turn my head right I see: a dot painting that my boyfriend painted for me.

17)You know I’m lying when: I’m not laughing telling that story. Well, that or it's a sad story.

18)You know what I miss most about the eighties: is my mothers’ purple hair.

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare: I’d be a secondary character. They always seem to have the best lines.

20) By this time, next year: I hope I’ll have a better idea of where my life is heading.

21) A better name for me would be: impossible to find.

22) I have a hard time understanding: how the world works.

23) If I ever go back to school I’ll: actually try and remember things.

24) You know I like you if: I laugh at your jokes, and close my eyes when I’m dancing near you.

25) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: Mr M.

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Einstein: are all dead.

27) Take my advice, never: tell a picture book to a child without reading the whole thing yourself first. Never ever.

28) My ideal breakfast is: a large good coffee, yoghurt, toast, sunshine, people watching, reading the paper with Mr M.

29) A song I love, but do not have is: that flashdance one

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you leave town and head for the hills! No seriously. The surrounding mountains are the best part about the area.

31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars are all: in this sentence.

32) Why won’t anyone: cast a spell and turn little johnnys’ kids into screaming political queers.

33) If you spend the night at my house, don’t: stay up late playing loud music while I’m trying to sleep. Actually any loud noises will get you death glares if I have to work the next day.

34) I’d stop my wedding for: the right reasons.

35) The world could do without: yobbo prat boys.

36) I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eat a pork dinner.

37) My favorite blonds are: *edit; it’s spelt ‘blondes’, okay*

38) Paper clips are more useful than: incense holders.

39) If I do anything well its: hold an audience of children in the palm of my hand with a story.

40) And by the way: I love to dance