Info Pimp

"Libraries are brothels for the mind. Which means that librarians are the madams, greeting punters, understanding their strange tastes and needs, and pimping their books." Guy Browning (The Guardian column, www.guardian.co.uk 18 October 2003)

Thursday, October 20, 2005

No rest for the wicked.

And I must've been real wicked...

Festival Application forms.
Media releases.
Mass email-outs.
Fliers.
Contracts.
Bloody excel spreadsheets full of dollars.
Meetings.
Phone calls.

Then throw in a dollop of actual paid work...
Speechwriting.
Training.
Crowd wrangling.*
Policy updating.
Event planning.
Computer wrestling.

*So funny. At work we had a visit from one of "Australias' Living Legends" (tm). Zimmer frame and all. I'm not sure if it was her zimmer frame that was causing the feedback on the PA. Couldn't fix it for the life of me. I suspected a surreptitious hearing aid under her hat. But dunno if that would explain it either.
The audience was packed with oldies. Some smart ones from the nursing home came very early. I was running up and down stairs with more chairs. And then catching the lift when the they started sitting on the stairs. Had a bidding war going for the chairs. Oldest person to win. Unless they could pull rank with a dreadful ailment :-)
Which they tried their hardest to do.
Funny.

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