Info Pimp

"Libraries are brothels for the mind. Which means that librarians are the madams, greeting punters, understanding their strange tastes and needs, and pimping their books." Guy Browning (The Guardian column, www.guardian.co.uk 18 October 2003)

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

singalong

To be sung to the tune of the Twelve Days of Christmas...

"On the day after Christmas, for my flatmates birthday,
there was:

12 precious teacups
11 lime slices
10 assorted queers
9 banana muffins
8 presents given
7 types of vodka
6 soda stream bulbs
5 different beers
4 uniforms
3 trannyboys
2 femmes in aprons
and a pinata shaped like a bum


And here is a hastily snapped photo (thanks Miss J), of a dog who got his head stuck inside the empty pinata. He was soooo happy with his find!












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