Info Pimp

"Libraries are brothels for the mind. Which means that librarians are the madams, greeting punters, understanding their strange tastes and needs, and pimping their books." Guy Browning (The Guardian column, www.guardian.co.uk 18 October 2003)

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

infopimpology

Stolen from GDoll :-)

Let others know a little more about yourself, repost this as your name followed by "ology."


MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Bit of lemon juice, olive oil, balsamic and mustard shaken up

Q. What is your favourite fast food restaurant?
A. Local Thai

Q. What is your favourite sit-down restaurant?
A. No real fave

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. $5 maybe

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. it’s boring but: Choc’late!

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. those gourmet indian chicken ones

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. butter and vegemite

TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. 2 surgeons in masks and gloves – “Boolean Operators”

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 2 (1 in storage)

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Yes

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. First time ever this year. Woot!

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. Large boxes of books today

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Nup

BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. a small maybe. very small.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Amadeo

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Red

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Mistake and on purpose. Ha.

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Maybe.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Nup.

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. I'd do it for free if they're not evil.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Doubt it.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. I could do that.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Sure. But which mag?

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. I could.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. No.

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. dog treats

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: Wha? I don’t really watch movies much.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Wood.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand. Though there is some forehead on the wall action if I’m sore from the night before.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Maybe. More likely if not plural.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: None.

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Not since I was a teen I think.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: A Geomorphologist!

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last Friend you talked to?
A. Zen-dog

Q: Last person who called u?
A. My Ma.

Q: Person you hugged?
A: Mr M

FAVOURITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 3

Q: Season?
A: Autumn

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A. Indeed

Q: Watching?
A. snippets of things when I walk past the boy and teev

Q: Worrying about?
A. My memory loss

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: The backyard with the dog to look at the morning sky. Such a nice habit of ours.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. Go to bed.

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A. Can’t remember

Q: Do you smile often?
A: In certain settings

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: When I’m not being a cold bitch.

Q. What's your favorite soup?
A. Miso

Q. What do you think of your friends on the internet?
A. Nice things mostly :-)

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