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"Libraries are brothels for the mind. Which means that librarians are the madams, greeting punters, understanding their strange tastes and needs, and pimping their books." Guy Browning (The Guardian column, www.guardian.co.uk 18 October 2003)

Friday, January 12, 2007

My hips are too wide to fit down the straight and narrow path...

This living together gig obviously has changed the vibes Mr M and I give out know.

Accosted by a salesgirl in a shop, she was all a-flutter about how long we'd been going out and why weren't we married, and telling me that boys need more pushing to get them to pop the question, and telling him that he'd better start thinking about it, and so on.
*phew*

And while putting out the rubbish the other night, one of the shiny gay boys down the street stopped and asked me about our front lawn.
Him: "I saw your husband working on it"
Me: *gurgling sound*
Him: "husband?"
Me: (thinking ouch that heteronormativity stick hurts when it hits) "um partner"
Him: "so I saw your partner working on it....."

So we chatted away for a while with me thinking 'fuck, less than 2 hours ago I was cutting into a girlies flesh. Can't he tell I'm queer!'

All of this has given me even more of a push towards my latest theme in my life which I shall name Project: Visibly Queer. Probably comes partly from the recent cohabitation with the love of my life, but I'm also getting a bit bored with looking too straight-girl at work.
So more piercings are in order. I got a new one the other day - first in years after taking them all out as a 'reminder' re: a certain event and personal growth issues.
And perhaps something new needs to be done with my hair. I've been blow-drying it straight for too long now.
Any ideas folks?

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can tell you're queer by that evil smile you have... Hmmm hair? Tricky. Already short, and I assume you can't have it too crayzee for work. Maybe you need to wear some naughty t-shirts when you take out the garbage! hehe

10:19 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

gayboys love to use husband & wife for everyone
don't let it get to you
glad your new houseness is fine
x

12:18 am  

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